Shrek makes infinitely more sense if you ascribe to the theory that everyone is a PC in an RPG, and Donkey’s player managed to avoid a boss battle by rolling a nat 20 to seduce the fucking dragon
“I want to be a half-ogre.”
“What? You can’t. They’ve seen your picture, and you’re a human.”
“The ogre half is at night.”
“Ok, now it’s time for the boss fight against Farquaad.”
“I have my dragon girlfriend eat Farquaad.”
“…you what?”
“I have my dragon girlfriend-”
“No, no, I heard you the first time. Look, I’m gonna roll a d20 and if it’s a 20 then the dragon will eat Farquaad.”
-dice sounds-*pinches the bridge of his nose* “Ok, so the boss is fucking dead now.”
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Heart attacks symptoms are different for women. I recently learned this.
Everyone should know these things.
thanks to mainstream media and being unable to show breasts on TV, way too few people know about female signs of cardiac distress, and impending heart attacks. they only know about the “pain in the left arm” male symptom.
i had all these symptoms once and they sent me right to hospital
it was scary bc i didnt know these were the symptoms for female heart issues
Please, please, PLEASE, reblog this. i don’t know if I did save or called false alarm, with my boss’ life tonight. I felt I was being a bit paranoid, overreacting, but I told Mirage my thoughts and he, after reading over the article I showed him, immediately sprung into action and then shooed her off to the hospital. I don’t know if I did or not, but I knew she’d been super stressed. She’d off-handedly commented on her arm tingling and I asked her if she felt queasy on a hunch. I went to look at the symptoms and we went from there.
Holy shit, I didn’t even think the symptoms would be different between men and women. This is so hugely important and I don’t understand why we aren’t taught this.
One of the other symptoms that doesn’t get talked about , especially in women, is a “feeling of impending doom”. I am not even kidding, that is a legitimate diagnostic criteria.
Please - if you are feeling any of these symptoms and a sudden onset of “Holy shit the world is ending” do not let anyone tell you it’s “just nerves” or “just heartburn” or something.Keep these in mind ESPECIALLY IF YOU’VE GOT HEART DISEASE IN YOUR FAMILY! So many more women die from heart attacks than because they don’t recognize the symptoms when they’re so different. Please stay safe and stay informed.
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First three pages of a book I’m making for my brother
bonus
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i walked in on my 4 year old nephew sitting alone on his bed eating grapes in the dark and i didn’t even get a chance to say anything before he said “i don’t have answers”
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Everyone has a different perception of you in their heads and that is literally so scary and stressful like don’t think of me
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Carrie Fisher hiding in the trash cans on the backlot of the Star Wars set, 1976
Carrie Fisher inside a trash can while doing promotion for The Empire Strikes Back, 1980
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Always keep fighting - GIVEAWAY
So I’ve felt like legit shit after being away for so long and i finally feel like I’m back on track. I’ve got a job and I got my summerbonus and i just wanted to do something nice for a nice cause.
So quick about this thing: Jared Padalecki relaunched the “always keep fighting” collection, and I really appreciate him for that. Therefore I’m going to purchase my own item, and I’m planning to buy one extra for one of you guys! You’ll find the selection of shirts HERE
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- Reblog this post once
- I’ll contact the winner with size/print.
- Winner will be contacted in 8 hours(!!!!)/ (6 pm GMT+1 sone).
- If not answering my ask withing an hour, I’ll have to pick another!
- And always keep fighting
I love every single one of you and I’m so sorry for being away for so long, remember that you’re worth it and that I appreciate you do bits.
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